am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
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