she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
im holly from the hills drunk
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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