this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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