if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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