shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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