He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I want to fling myself into the sun
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
