Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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