week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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