I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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