It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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