Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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