We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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