I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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