Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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