It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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