All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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