i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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