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dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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