they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
where are you?
Hypothermia
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
