No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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