Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Alive.
So much puke
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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