The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
We were destined to go to rehab together
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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