they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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