I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
