Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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