Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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