What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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