guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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