We should be called the Road Head Warriors
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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