I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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