What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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