He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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