I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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