Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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