As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
