We're like a lot better than the average bears
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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