I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
