ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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