its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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