Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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