i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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