Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Randomize
