STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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