Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I need a burrito and a hug.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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