I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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