So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
So squirting runs in the family.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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