Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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