There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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