He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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