Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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