just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
