Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Randomize
